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☀Dave Strider☀ [TG] turntechGodhead ([personal profile] moveslikestrider) wrote2014-06-07 05:51 pm

[Video 012] Guess whose back. Back again.

[The first thing anyone sees is a shaky camera and bare legs. Jade is quick to adjust her gear though. She yawns and wriggles her fingers in a sleepy manner. It honestly looks like she just got up. Her hair is all over the place and sticking in every which way and she's got a super frumpled shirt and shorts on. The shirt on her looks like it's a little too big for her, as she has to continuously pull it back up. That suspiciously looks like a broken record symbol on the shirt and Jade doesn't wear a lot of clothes that has red on it.] I'm awake! I mean, we're awake. Ehehehe...we being Dave and I.

[She tucks her knees under her chin.] I'm so soooorry if we worried anyone. We both fell asleep for a really long time, but we're completely fine!

Fine she says, right and this present need to chow down on everything in sight is absolutely cool. I could put an all you can eat buffet out of business in half an hour or less. [Just in the view of the gear is one Dave Strider, his hair looking more bird like that usual and sans his shirt. He doesn't even look bothered as he reaches over pointing the gear about to show off the plain walls and typical decor of a Pokemon Center.]

Anyway what she said. We both took dirt naps for a long ass time before we found ourselves tucked up all prim and proper here.

Dave stop complaining! I'm hungry too. Like, I could eat soooooooo many steaks right now. So many. That's a lot of steaks. [She huffs a bit, but she smiles again.] It was really nice of them to bring us to the Pokemon Center though. It's really weird to think that three years ago, I used to wake up in all sorts of places. Not that I'd really want to do that again! Waking up in the Pokemon Center is a lot better than waking up covered in dirt, leaves and bugs. Even if I like all those things.

If you're hankering for steak you realize we can just waltz right on out and go get it. It's not like we have to wait or anything. We'd pick the place and order, over and done with. Just pull right up to steak city and cash in our membership right at the city edge. I don't care what we eat so long as we get something before my stomach starts eating itself in a fit of feed me right now you big chump.

[Stop complaining? Nah. He rakes his hands through his hair to try and fix it as he gathers up their stuff to haul out.] Seriously do you want meat that much?

Oh right. [He looks directly into the screen, leaning on Jade's shoulder so he can get a better look.] Anything happen while we were checked out sawing logs in coma town? You can tell us. You don't have to hide you had some grand old time or something. If nothing happened, ok.

Is there a problem that I want meat? Meat is just really good... [She just really likes meat. :( And if they're gonna go out, he has to help her with her hair. This is a beast that she cannot tame on her own.]

Uhm, yes! Please tell us if we missed anything important. Even if we did not miss anything important, it's always nice to catch up on what was missed.

We are definitely safe though and I hope no one worried about us too much.
friendyousohard: (My hair static requires further study)

[personal profile] friendyousohard 2014-06-09 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
Eight. Four in each region, one in each of the cardinal directions. So that's one in Azalea, Goldenrod, Ecruteak and Blackthorne for Johto, and unless I miss my guess, Viridian, Cerulean, Lavender and Vermillion for Kanto. If you're in any of the cities you might be able to see some of the remains, assuming they haven't been cleared away yet.

[She's pretty sure it'd be a difficult task, but she won't put anything past this world.]
friendyousohard: (That is NOT scientifically accurate.)

[personal profile] friendyousohard 2014-06-09 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you too? We're in Blackthorn as well, Applejack tried blowing up the tower here with some of her Pokemon... but it didn't do anything. I'm still not sure who took it down or how, but you might still be able to see the scorch marks.

As for your question, like I said the things seemed to aim at the four cardinal directions, north, south, east and west, at least when I look at the ones for Johto. Granted Cianwood would be further west than Goldenrod, but it'd be more northwest, which I think is why Pewter wasn't struck either. Assuming I have all my information right anyway, I haven't heard from anyone in the Kanto region and my memories of the news broadcasts are as fuzzy as everything else, so I'm going by guesswork.

[Of course, her logic has the flaw that it was Saffron and Fuchsia, not Cerulean and Vermillion in Kanto, but hey, she doesn't know anyone who's out there right now so she's trying to piece it together herself.]
friendyousohard: (Hunting the Wild Pinkie Pie)

[personal profile] friendyousohard 2014-06-13 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I always tend to assume it's because something doesn't want the answers discovered, and if it seems like whatever's leaving the clues can't decide whether they want it figured out or not, then either the clues were mistakenly left behind or we're dealing with two opposing forces, one of which wants us to figure it out and one of which doesn't.

I could be wrong about that, of course, but I think it's the simplest explanation to these ridiculous riddles.
friendyousohard: (My hair static requires further study)

[personal profile] friendyousohard 2014-06-15 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Believe me, I'd love to go find it, I just don't know where to head.

Well, if you did know, and you hadn't told the rest of us, I'd probably be pretty cross with you, so that's probably for the best really.
friendyousohard: (Elementary my dear Pinkie)

[personal profile] friendyousohard 2014-06-17 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I would point out that you can't die here, but if there's anything that can overturn that rule it's whatever brought us in to begin with.

Questioning things is always a good path to take, I've found. Though sometimes it can be tricky to figure out the right questions to ask.
friendyousohard: (You lost me.)

[personal profile] friendyousohard 2014-06-19 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? I heard that you if you get close you just white out and wake up at a Pokemon Center. I suppose it could be either one...

[Though being kept from dying is a little bit less disturbing to her than actually dying and being revived.]
friendyousohard: (You lost me.)

[personal profile] friendyousohard 2014-06-20 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[Please give her a second, Twilight has encountered a system malfunction and needs to reboot.]

Well, okay... that's different from what I expected.