Do you want to? [Dave frowns at the mess before him. It's like a jungle or a forest of vines. Soft but could choke him if it all reaches for him-

wow okay that's really dumb to think about. He starts working at the bottom, sitting down so he can reach it.]

If you want it, do it. As a short haired dude, I can say it's probably way less of a burden to deal with. Run a brush though it and you're done in less than ten minutes. Out the door before the sun is halfway through the sky.

What are you gonna do with this forest if you do get this hacked off?? Leave it with the barber to assault their customers?